Tuesday, February 20, 2007

MacGyver Situation

You are lost in rural Nowhere. You believe that someone is stalking you by foot. (You have reason to strongly suspect that your stalker is your girlfriend/boyfriend from Freshman year of high school.) There are no signs of civilization. The road you are on is bare. There aren't even power lines. All you have with you is a box of Cinnamon Altoids , a small bottle of Powerade, a set of binoculars, and a sweatshirt size XL. What do you do now?

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